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XEL Review

For the good - the visuals, audio, navigation of paths and occasional combat moments - there are tens of things in XEL that will hold you back.

Children of the Corn (2023) – Film Review

Children of the Corn (2023) is just about the least horrifying of horror movies that we’ve watched in the past few years.

Gnomes Garden 8: Return of the Queen Review

What we’re left with is half a game. Gnomes Garden 8: Return of the Queen stops abruptly halfway, thanks to a critical save bug, and it’s a flip of a coin whether you will emerge with your save game in one piece afterwards. At the moment it’s a no-brainer - don’t dare play this. Wait and see if 8floor address the issue.

Hypnotic – Film Review

We stopped caring as reality after reality was proven to be fake, until we reached the point where Hypnotic became an unwitting comedy.

Greyhill Incident Review

Greyhill Incident feels like an unfortunate swing and a miss at a hugely underused slice of horror. Using Greys as a threat should make for a rather tense and scary alien abduction experience, but whilst Greyhill Incident is indeed horrific, sadly it is done so in all the wrong ways.

Age of Solitaire: Build Civilization Review

Age of Solitaire: Build Civilization is one of the best-looking solitaire games we’ve played, but it’s a fancy wrapper on some unmitigated tosh. 

Blacksmith Forger Review

If Blacksmith Forger was a free-to-play mobile game, we’d be complaining about the lack of material. You could barely make some tinfoil out of it. When there are dozens of alternatives for Overcooked!-style games, you’d have to be desperate to pick Blacksmith Forger out of the line-up.

90” Soccer Review

The 90 seconds is less about the length of matches, and more about its shelf life. You’re going to retire 90” Soccer faster than you can say Jack Wilshere.

Sentry Paragon Review

Sentry Paragon feels like a cash grab in the worst possible way.

CyberHeroes Arena DX Review

You’d be best off avoiding CyberHeroes Arena DX and spending your time with Vampire Survivors instead.

Legendary Heroes Review

If Legendary Heroes was a fun, dynamic MOBA, all of the grindy free-to-play balancing and legacy systems might have been forgivable. But it really isn’t.

Touchdown Pinball Review

You can’t argue with the price of Touchdown Pinball, but it very much feels like a case of getting what you pay for.

Ships Simulator Review

Ships Simulator is a voyage into the tedious, but the inexcusable visuals drag this one down to the depths.

Krampus Kills Review

If you find Krampus Kills in your Christmas stocking, you’ve clearly been very naughty indeed. 

Megalan 11 Review

Megalan 11 just isn’t fun. There is no sense of jeopardy, no sense of danger, no sense of impending doom if you don’t escape...

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