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Ashina: The Red Witch Review

We’re still riding that feeling - the feeling of having zero expectations, only for Ashina: The Red Witch to grab hold of our attention for hours. Ah, if only more games surprised us like this.

Embraced by Autumn Review

The intro promises some future dramatic, potentially even salacious turns, but not one of the four different stories delivers. It’s all too tentative. In the end, Embraced by Autumn could have done with just a little more confidence and sass.

Children of the Corn (2023) – Film Review

Children of the Corn (2023) is just about the least horrifying of horror movies that we’ve watched in the past few years.

Paint – Film Review

Paint has such little respect for its characters that it becomes a hard watch. Catch some Bob Ross reruns instead.

Hexapoda Review

Hexapoda brings the retro shooter to the insect world, and the result is creepy, polished and a whole lot of fun.

Catan – Console Edition: The Helpers Review

Catan - Console Edition: The Helpers ends up being a safe but welcome first expansion to the base board game.

Smurfs Kart Review

The tracks are cleverly made and it runs well, but Smurfs Kart needed far more than that to register a scoring position.

Gnomes Garden 8: Return of the Queen Review

What we’re left with is half a game. Gnomes Garden 8: Return of the Queen stops abruptly halfway, thanks to a critical save bug, and it’s a flip of a coin whether you will emerge with your save game in one piece afterwards. At the moment it’s a no-brainer - don’t dare play this. Wait and see if 8floor address the issue.

Puzzle by Nikoli W Kakuro Review

Puzzle by Nikoli W Kakuro is inelegant, and far from the quality we expect from the masters at Nikoli. We’re going to leave it for only the rainiest of rainy days.

Envasion Review

While there are some interesting RPG frills around the edges of Envasion, this is a Space Invaders-like shooter that lacks speed, bombast and variety. Envasion, sadly, is one to evoid.

Cat Souls Review

What a strange experience playing Cat Souls was. Our interest curve would look a little like a ski slope.

Teslagrad Remastered Review

If you feel like you’ve seen most of what puzzles in games have to offer, you might want to try Teslagrad Remastered. 

Hidden Shapes: Cat Realm + Trick or Cats Review

If you want to brainlessly toss away an hour or two of your evening, then Hidden Shapes: Cat Realm + Trick or Cats is where it’s at. You’ll emerge from the session afterwards feeling like all of the mental knots and tensions have been massaged into nothingness.

The Rabbit Crazy Adventure Review

Sure, The Rabbit Crazy Adventure is functional, and we managed to cross the finish line, but that’s no measure of a good game.

Cassette Beasts Review

Cassette Beasts might not be as immediate as a certain pocket-monster game on another platform, but its depths are more cavernous.

Aery – Flow of Time Review

The finished quality of Aery - Flow of Time is a shame, because you can see the game underneath.

A Castle Full of Cats Review

If you like cats, enjoy hidden object games, and want to hand some cash to charity, then consider A Castle Full of Cats to be a hearty recommendation.

Fruit Adventure Review

Pick up Fruit Adventure if you want 2000 Gamerscore and the barest bones of a platformer. But you will feel dirty having bought it. Oh so dirty.

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse – Film Review

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse makes us excited for the future of the medium, while also sending a surge of adrenaline through our body. It jams fangs into our skin and pulses into our bloodstream better than any radioactive spider.

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Embraced by Autumn Review

The intro promises some future dramatic, potentially even salacious turns, but not one of the four different stories delivers. It’s all too tentative. In the end, Embraced by Autumn could have done with just a little more confidence and sass.

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Call of the Wild: The Angler Review

When all the aspects of Call of the Wild: The Angler come together, the resulting mix is actually a pleasant place to spend a few hours.

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts – Film Review

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts is definitely a better movie than the original non-Energon Transformers saga, but also a less exciting one.

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